if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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