How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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