Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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