Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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