they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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