ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.