when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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