I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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