remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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