: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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