he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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