i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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