only if we run a train.
done.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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