Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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