the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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