Yo dont text me then not text me
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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