Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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