it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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