I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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