I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.