Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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