I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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