All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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