he shaved USA in his pubs
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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