at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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