my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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