Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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