did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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