I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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