The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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