Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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