she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I look better un-naked...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize