We should be called the Road Head Warriors
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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