He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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