I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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