i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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