My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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