i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
