Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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