I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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