you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im holly from the hills drunk
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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