He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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