I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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