Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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