would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
