make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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