my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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