When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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