I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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