i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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