what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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