Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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