We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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