he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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