if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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