And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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